Xeon Hubaru
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Nov 3, 2008 19:09:48 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits.
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Sapphire
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 4, 2008 1:07:16 GMT -5
(Ok, this thread has actually inspired me to make my own Chuck meme. Thanks to Sato for making this in the first place, and Xeon and Mari for keeping it continuously active. XD)
Most people don't know this, but before there was ever time and space, there were memes. Normally, the memes would peacefully co-exist with each other, only because they were so good at their area of meming that no other meme would dare try to take their place. That is, until, Chuck Norris formed himself. He then decided to take over one of the stronger memes at that time, the Shoop da Whoop. Originally, Shoop da Whoop was a beautiful and exquisite creature, and every single meme awed at him because of his lazerz that he fired and how strong they were. Chuck Norris challenged this unlucky soul to a match, to prove that he was the ultimate meme. Shoop accepted, and proceeded to attempt to end the match quickly by a' firin his lazer straight at Chuck as soon as the fight started. At that moment, Chuck Norris a' roundhouse kicked the lazer. -Scroll ends here-
What happened after this is a mystery, but several intelligent people decided to sit down at a coffee table and imagine what happened here at this moment in time, because they really had nothing better to do before their meeting at 7:00. They figure that at the instant Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the lazer beam, not only did his kick reflect it, but it also added a significant amount of Chuck Norris reiatsu (see: Kenpachi, Ichigo, and Aizen combined) into the beam that was already powerful. It was so fast, Shoop still had his mouth open. The beam instantaneously disintegrated him and caused only his face to be briefly seen before he was wiped from this plane of existence. The other memes survived (only because Chuck allowed them to) and recorded the events on a scroll so that they wouldn't ever forget about Shoop and his unfortunate demise. Sadly, the only image that was burned into their minds (and what Chuck allowed them to remember) was the image of his face as he was being obliterated, hence the face he still has to this day. Scientists also later theorized that this event was undeniably the Big Bang.
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Xeon Hubaru
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Nov 4, 2008 15:30:56 GMT -5
(lulz!)
Chuck Norris's Caramelldansen shatters the fabric of time and space with every toss of his powerful hips.
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Sapphire
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 4, 2008 19:46:47 GMT -5
(XD lol.)
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Xeon Hubaru
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Nov 5, 2008 0:54:08 GMT -5
They say Chuck Norris is so tough, there's no chin under his beard....there is only another fist.
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Sapphire
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 5, 2008 9:03:39 GMT -5
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Post by Sato Koemi on Nov 6, 2008 15:13:06 GMT -5
(Lol.)
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Sapphire
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 8, 2008 15:55:25 GMT -5
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
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Xeon Hubaru
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Nov 8, 2008 16:29:56 GMT -5
Chuck Norris knows all! Except for the definition of mercy.
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Sapphire
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 8, 2008 16:52:16 GMT -5
(Lol!)
When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.
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Xeon Hubaru
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Nov 10, 2008 10:04:14 GMT -5
Steroids is known as actually to be from the very blood clots that circulate through Chuck Norris's body which was donated during a blood drive. The side effects occur for everyone else because they aren't as manly enough to handle the blood of Chuck Norris.
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Post by Sato Koemi on Nov 10, 2008 11:08:59 GMT -5
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Xeon Hubaru
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Nov 10, 2008 15:05:02 GMT -5
Chuck Norris meal consissts of a helping of bricks for strongs bones with a side of nails for piercing good looks, and to wash it down he drinks a health shake consisting of venom milked from the largest Anaconda that he strangled with one hand and honey that he snatched from his helpless pet Bear that he keeps in his backyard as a pet.
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Sapphire
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The wanderer....
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 10, 2008 21:52:38 GMT -5
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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