Sapphire
Shinigami 
Seventh Seat of Squad Ten
The wanderer....
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 31, 2008 15:17:34 GMT -5
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Xeon Hubaru
Shinigami
Fourth Seat of Squad Four
~Wielder of a blade that doesn't spill blood~
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Oct 31, 2008 15:20:16 GMT -5
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
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Sapphire
Shinigami
Seventh Seat of Squad Ten
The wanderer....
Posts: 184
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 31, 2008 15:22:43 GMT -5
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Xeon Hubaru
Shinigami
Fourth Seat of Squad Four
~Wielder of a blade that doesn't spill blood~
Posts: 158
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Oct 31, 2008 15:25:25 GMT -5
Chuck Norris round house kick is known to shatter all six degrees of seperation as in reality he kicks anyone, anywhere, and at any time.
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Sapphire
Shinigami
Seventh Seat of Squad Ten
The wanderer....
Posts: 184
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 31, 2008 15:25:45 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
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Xeon Hubaru
Shinigami
Fourth Seat of Squad Four
~Wielder of a blade that doesn't spill blood~
Posts: 158
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Oct 31, 2008 15:27:11 GMT -5
The most dangerous poison to humans on earth's symbols on the periodic table is CN+ which being the initials of Chuck Norris's name. THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE!
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Sapphire
Shinigami
Seventh Seat of Squad Ten
The wanderer....
Posts: 184
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 31, 2008 15:44:24 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
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Xeon Hubaru
Shinigami
Fourth Seat of Squad Four
~Wielder of a blade that doesn't spill blood~
Posts: 158
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Nov 3, 2008 8:52:32 GMT -5
First rule of Chuck Norris, don't talk about Chuck Norris.
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Post by Kochou Mari on Nov 3, 2008 9:16:12 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Xeon Hubaru
Shinigami
Fourth Seat of Squad Four
~Wielder of a blade that doesn't spill blood~
Posts: 158
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Nov 3, 2008 10:29:00 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Sapphire
Shinigami
Seventh Seat of Squad Ten
The wanderer....
Posts: 184
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 3, 2008 10:48:49 GMT -5
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Xeon Hubaru
Shinigami
Fourth Seat of Squad Four
~Wielder of a blade that doesn't spill blood~
Posts: 158
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Nov 3, 2008 13:09:58 GMT -5
Chuck Norris has his own dance that is rumored to be a compilation of punches, round house kicks, and flexes. Because of this unique dance style, his "freestyles" end in death to everyone around him.
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Sapphire
Shinigami
Seventh Seat of Squad Ten
The wanderer....
Posts: 184
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 3, 2008 13:12:39 GMT -5
All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Xeon Hubaru
Shinigami
Fourth Seat of Squad Four
~Wielder of a blade that doesn't spill blood~
Posts: 158
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Nov 3, 2008 15:05:35 GMT -5
Chuck Norris got his Driver's License at age 16. Seconds!
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Sapphire
Shinigami
Seventh Seat of Squad Ten
The wanderer....
Posts: 184
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 3, 2008 16:28:39 GMT -5
(XDD That's one of the best ones.)
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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