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Post by Sato Koemi on Oct 31, 2008 10:05:50 GMT -5
(I'm bored. XD)
Did you know that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad he never cries.
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Sapphire
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 31, 2008 10:26:58 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can also lead a horse to water... and make it drink.
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Post by Sato Koemi on Oct 31, 2008 10:49:21 GMT -5
Cchuck Norris can walk on water and swim on land.
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Sapphire
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 31, 2008 11:01:02 GMT -5
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Xeon Hubaru
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Oct 31, 2008 11:21:02 GMT -5
Thunder never strikes the same place twice, because Chuck Norris is always looking for it.
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Sapphire
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 31, 2008 11:26:54 GMT -5
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
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Xeon Hubaru
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Oct 31, 2008 11:36:09 GMT -5
If for some reason a strange paradox made it so that Chuck Norris would fight against Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris would win...period!
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Sapphire
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 31, 2008 11:59:27 GMT -5
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Xeon Hubaru
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Oct 31, 2008 12:00:38 GMT -5
Chuck Norris was once in a Knife fight. The knife lost.
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Sapphire
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 31, 2008 12:06:01 GMT -5
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
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Xeon Hubaru
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Oct 31, 2008 14:33:49 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor was the only that cried. No one slaps Chuck Norris.
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Sapphire
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 31, 2008 14:35:48 GMT -5
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Xeon Hubaru
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Oct 31, 2008 14:36:30 GMT -5
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has dared question his motives.
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Sapphire
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 31, 2008 14:46:41 GMT -5
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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Xeon Hubaru
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Post by Xeon Hubaru on Oct 31, 2008 15:15:32 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever literally have beaten the odds....with his fists!
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